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This thing is trick

My long time friend Kenn recently sent me this snap shot of his mandatory Hawaiian bicycle registration plate which must be mounted to all 'legal' bikes in Honolulu. Not so cool.

Kenn is featured frequently on my other web site, Hells Ditch Wilderness Archive, which has been IN-freqently updated in the last several years, but still has great photography and features other back packing related excursions into the desert and mountains around Colorado, Utah, and Arizona.


Patrick, at Pedal Consumption, just reported of success with the recent Rose City Fix alley cat,with record numbers of participants and top shelf prizes from vendors such as CHROME, FIXED, COG, and PENTABIKE.

Be sure to support your local courier and fixed gear nut by checking out the recently published book; Rose City Fix by Brenton Salo which looks absolutely RAD on screen, and for sure, looks even better in-hand.

The event closed, however, on a shitty note with several sacred and beloved bikes being stolen from a U-Haul van parked in the area immediately surrounding the event location, and left comrades with no bikes in which they use to pay the bills. Please help!


If you know anyting about the stolen bikes listed below, PLEASE contact Patrick at Pedal Consumption.

Patrick's Bike:
• Frame: Pista Concept 2007 (white) • Front Wheel: Phil Wood Low-Flange (silver), H Plus Son (gold), DT Swiss Spokes (black) • Rear Wheel: Phil Wood Low-Flange (silver), H Plus Son (gold), DT Swiss Spokes (black) • Headset: Stock Cane Creek (black) • Stem: Thomson Elite 50mm (black) • Handlebars: Nitto B-201 Riser Bars (black) • Seatpost: Thomson Elite (black) • Saddle: Sam Marco Supercorsa (black) • Cranks: Sugino 75 (black) • Bottom Bracket: Sugino 75 • Chainring: Sugino 75 - 44t (black) • Pedals: Odyssey Twisted PC (black) • Toe Straps: Hold Fast

Jake's Bike:
• Frame: 3Rensho (purple-metallic) • Front Wheel: SPIN Tri-Spoke (white) • Rear Wheel: Chub Hub (black), H Plus Son Formation Face (black) • Headset: Campy NJS (silver) • Stem: Dura-Ace (silver) • Handlebars: Syntace Pursuit Bars (silver) • Seatpost: Thomson Elite (silver) • Saddle: Sam Marco Rolls Ti (white) • Cranks: Sugino 75 (silver) • Bottom Bracket: Hatta • Chainring: Sugino 75 - 49t (silver) • Pedals: MKS Sylvan (silver) • Toe Straps: Cadence Double (black)

Other Items Stolen:
• Jake's custom Freight Baggage (black) bag that contained a digital and film camera and a $400 Patagonia jacket (black) • Ryan’s shoulder bag containing 10 Macaframa DVD’s and Go Means Go shirts • Dodici Veloce frame (pink/chrome) w/chrome fork • Leader 721TR Track Frame/Fork (white)

For more propaganda you can check both, Pedal Consumption and Rose City Fix.

Also, one of my longest living blood-relatives Stevil Kinevil, has moved to greener pastures by establishing the vegan-safe blog site 'All Hail The Black Market'.

After serving several tours of duty at Swobo as head master of propaganda, the siren song has once again called our little black-hearted-weavil back to the wilds of public service.

An impresive nine-hundred-million hits have found their way to his new cyber-rag in that past 13 minutes, with promise to reach even more obscene levels by sun down tomorrow.

Hats off to Stevil.






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**new pentabike stuff is still on the way, i promise.**

-thanks for clapping.

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I feel obligated to post something here simply because, that's what you do.

To start,I will mention that the new super secret, hand made, machined aluminum, custom fit, product that has been mentioned is nearing a roll out date. After months in R+D with SS Industries in Denver, field testing by Stevil in California and design revisions, here at Pentabike, I found it time time to begin work on the graphic propaganda that will accompany the product release right here on the Blogger site and simultainously on Myspace.

Next, I'll mention that my house got broken in to when I was at work a month ago and everything with a plug or battery was stolen. This includes my laptops, stereos, speakers, and televisions. Fuckers. they even took a sterling silver PENTABIKE head tube badge. Fortunately, they did not get my bikes or my C.D.'s.

A while back, as featured on HOWTOAVOIDTHEBUMMERLIFE, I got a chance to spend some great moments with Stevil and Demonika while they were in town for a 20 year class reunion celebration for some classmates of ours including Allison, Jen and Garth. We spent a loud evening in a BBQ joint and more importantly, some great time on some single track and drinking PBR with Wake....the festivities declined to their low-end -terminus with a sub-par visit to Casa Bonita.

Are you bored yet?

The last issue of FIXED MAGAZINE featured a somewhat favorable article on the PENATBIKE origins and I would strongly encourage you all to order a copy. the magazine is a beautiful work of art printed on heavy weight stock with great photos and writing.


PEDAL Consumption and Rose City Fix are pairing up for an alleycat event to kick off their new publication, which according to their video posts and intervies looks like it will be a top notch production. PENTABIKE sent a few items to them to offer as sacrificial offerings to those who ride hard. Good luck!

T-shirt sales continue to be brisk, but I am going to let my inventory get low so I can look at perhaps printing up some girls specific cut shirts, hoodies or kids sizes...any desire for that?...didn't think so.

The new PENTABIKE STICKERS will no longer say "DENVER" at the bottom, instead, the word "PENTABIKE" will be inserted. So if you have a "DENVER" version, they have just become instant collectors items, and will no doubt fetch no less than $50.00 each on the upcomming bidding wars that will ensue shortly after this post.

I guess thats about all I have.

Thanks to you all!

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